[	Emo Level	|	sick	]
[	Funky Fresh Beats	|	Primus - Golden Boy	]

Envelopes never hurt anyone, right? Oh, that's right. It fucking sucks. Why can't I just have SARS instead?

See, look. It's a fucking techno rave up in that bitch.

[	Emo Level	|	Pissed	]
[	Funky Fresh Beats	|	Queensrÿche - Queen of the Reich	]

Oh yes!

[	Emo Level	|	surprised	]
[	Funky Fresh Beats	|	Faith No More - War Pigs	]

PisangPisang: i think jane eyre is a wonderful literary work
FoXDiE112: youre joking right?
PisangPisang: no
FoXDiE112: do you have a vagina?
PisangPisang: it showed the strength and intellegence of the female sprirt in atime when most women were confied to lives of boredom and servitude
FoXDiE112: ah...so then you do...own......a vagina
FoXDiE112: ?
PisangPisang: not last i checked
FoXDiE112: maybe your should check again
PisangPisang: kk...
PisangPisang: hold on
FoXDiE112: well?
PisangPisang: nope
PisangPisang: sorry
PisangPisang: ill keep you posted
FoXDiE112: i dont believe it
FoXDiE112: i am a skeptic
FoXDiE112: do you by any chance have kyles?
PisangPisang: yes
FoXDiE112: i have a feeling you'll be getting an A
PisangPisang: whys that?
FoXDiE112: because you are the proprieter of a vagina
PisangPisang: brb

I dunno about you guys...but it looks like Sammy got some sand in his vagina. I dunno.

[	Emo Level	|	Extremely Emo	]
[	Funky Fresh Beats	|	Red Hot Chili Peppers - Aeroplane	]

Well, it was bound to happen sooner or later. That sexy kike bastard Alex Miller (who also proved that I am a stegasaurus) has found an exception to a statement I made several months ago. Back in the day, I asked several of you what castor oil cant do. Well...

drinkmillertime: you and your castor oil....tisk tisk
FoXDiE112: there is nothing
FoXDiE112: NOTHING
FoXDiE112: that shit cant do
drinkmillertime: YES THERE IS!!! IFOUND IT!!!!
drinkmillertime: TWO THINGS!!!!
FoXDiE112: what?
drinkmillertime: either a) make bob sound like Coltrane or b) make damiani speak louder than a giraffe
FoXDiE112: shit
FoXDiE112: if only you had said "like an alto sax player"
drinkmillertime: HAHAHAH I WIN MOTHER FUCKER!!!!
drinkmillertime: HAHAQHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
drinkmillertime: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
drinkmillertime: EAT
drinkmillertime: IT
drinkmillertime: MOTHER
drinkmillertime: FUCKING
drinkmillertime: KIKE!!!
drinkmillertime: BLOG THAT MOFO!!!
drinkmillertime: ahhh, you made my night
drinkmillertime: now im a winner at SOMETHING
drinkmillertime: how sad is that?

I admit defeat. So...

[	Emo Level	|	confused	]
[	Funky Fresh Beats	|	Black Sabbath - After Forever	]

This came up a couple months back, and I want to know what you, the viewer, thinks. The question is...do I look like a dinosaur? If so, is that dinosaur a stegasaurus?

That is to say does this:

Resemble this:

In any way shape or form?

[	Emo Level	|	aggravated	]
[	Funky Fresh Beats	|	Rage Against the Machine - Bulls On Parade	]

Today I went searching TO for this hat:

I couldn't find it. I want that hat. Someone please give me the hat. k thx.

[	Emo Level	|	listless	]
[	Funky Fresh Beats	|	Charles Mingus - Open Letter to the Duke	]

Any Questions?

[	Emo Level	|	high	]
[	Funky Fresh Beats	|	Sublime - Get Out!	]

Personally, I always knew that Niccolo Machiavelli was the Gran' Massa Pimp of the last millenium. But I wanted to make sure. I went down to Borders and bought myself the Prince. Not only did I find out that he was the gangsta I always thought him to be, but he's down with the muthafucking West Coast, 100 years before it was even discovered, bitch!

(Note, not photoshopped in any way. This is the ACTUAL cover.)

Yeah, he's a player.

Mini-golf was tight, even though I scored pathetically low. The other fat jew there did considerably better while we screamed Big Lebowski quotes at each other. I need to do shit with the c/o '04 like that more often. Our senior class is REALLY gay. I'm gonna miss them when they're gone...

I'm gonna miss video games...

I'm gonna go get emoxcore and slit my wrists or something. Remember kids: down the road, not across the street. No one likes attention whores. Fourteen tablets to freedom...

[	Emo Level	|	pleased	]
[	Funky Fresh Beats	|	Ray Charles - One Mint Julep	]

We got some fuckin' fun and games.

Well, now that school is over, it's time to ask some important questions. I mean, school's over, AT LAST! BUT NOW, what lies ahead? Well, never mind. I know the answer. Two shitty days of Band Camp (GO LAKERS!) and a semester of summer school. Better quit this before I go emo and slit my wrists.

Speaking of gay band camp, the Bass Clarinet/Tenor Sax Sextion is now in effect, bitch! My faith in band has been restored somehow. But yeah. Band camp will still be gay. Can't wait for some new freshies. See below...

Freshmen are fun. Moving along...

Ray Charles died today. That sucks. I never saw him in a show, and I was always hoping to. Ray, I'll have a mint julep, just for you. Rest in peace, man.

Oh holy shit. Rude Jackson. That was awesome. It was so refreshing from all that emo shit that we hear at school these days. Go to their show on sunday in the WHS theater. They are fuckin' off the hook.

Oh, and all the seniors...ima miss you guys. Except Elan. You're staying here and you, me, and Alex are going to bust out some smooth, smooth Jesbo. Hell yeah. Well, I'm out. Later.

So it seems that huffnstuff knows...

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Sometimes im so confused abuot hottiemchottits. it seems like we never talk anymore, even though i see her everymorning and have two hour conversations about albino bat droppings from Bolivia. but its like...we never...talk...

I get relly frustrated.

I don't know...

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i recently had an enlightening convo with (???). appearrantly, FUCKINGLITTLEEMOBITCH has been talking shit behind my back. he's so immature. he's who needs to go fuck himself. he comes up to me and talks. it's usually something like...

Hey, do you fuck guys in the ass?

then i say "crabcakes."  abd punch him in the face. hes such a loser. does he know he has no friends...?

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gosh darn it, i'm so mean sometimes...

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MY BIG LIST OF THINGS I CAN'T DO:

1) catch a schizophrenic butch dyke hooker in a crackhouse while J-Unit is yelling "YOU KILLED MY DOG YOU FUCKIN SLUTWHORE!!!!111

2) cook a salad

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so today i went with ^_^ and (>.<) to the Memorialganza. zellner really wanted me to go with him. i told him i was sick.

i was.

mentally.

But still I should have gone.

3) have a life

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bisexualjesusfest was a few nights ago.

i went.

i saw some people.

they said things to me.

hottiemchottits was there.

she looked really uncomfortable. maybe it was the hot coal that bladdercontrol threw down her shirt while screaming "we're gonna have sex." i dunno. i should have done something. i didnt. why not. why care. why z.

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4) confront people when they really piss me off, i prefer to write shit in my emo xanga about them...especially notsamjacobsen...

especially when their sn means "banana" in indoneese

fuck you. yes. you know who you are. see above dipshit.

[	Emo Level	|	chipper	]
[	Funky Fresh Beats	|	Iron Maiden - The Trooper	]

I decided to do another little AIM entry.

IsnipeWithAknife (12:26:49 AM): jism
FoXDiE112 (12:26:55 AM): why?
IsnipeWithAknife (12:27:40 AM): jimmy
IsnipeWithAknife (12:27:43 AM): fallafel is too long
FoXDiE112 (12:27:51 AM): jimmy?
IsnipeWithAknife (12:28:02 AM): jism is like jimmy
FoXDiE112 (12:28:07 AM): wow
FoXDiE112 (12:28:10 AM): its sad but true
FoXDiE112 (12:28:12 AM): thanks

YummMonkey (12:27:04 AM): wtf is jism
FoXDiE112 (12:27:28 AM): splooge
YummMonkey (12:27:31 AM): if it's like jizz with an M on the end....then yeah
FoXDiE112 (12:27:41 AM): yeah what?
FoXDiE112 (12:32:03 AM): which is funnier?
FoXDiE112 (12:34:36 AM): i bet youre out enjoying some fallafels and/or jism right now
FoXDiE112 (12:34:41 AM): what a delightful combination
FoXDiE112 (12:34:43 AM): enjoy!

Savagefan131 (12:24:24 AM): jism sounds like jiz
Savagefan131 (12:24:27 AM): so jism is funnier
FoXDiE112 (12:27:09 AM): jism is long for jiz
FoXDiE112 (12:27:13 AM): any other reason?
Savagefan131 (12:27:28 AM): no
FoXDiE112 (12:33:15 AM): ok

paistedrummerguy (12:22:52 AM): jism?
FoXDiE112 (12:23:29 AM): think "This popcorn tastes like someone jizzed all over it."
FoXDiE112 (12:23:39 AM): it is a synonym of "Splooge"
paistedrummerguy (12:23:47 AM): right
paistedrummerguy (12:23:52 AM): just making sure
paistedrummerguy (12:24:11 AM): fallafel, like cheese is its funny sounding.  you can do more with jims
paistedrummerguy (12:24:21 AM): you cant fallfel all over another mans face

More as they come, so check back!

[	Emo Level	|	awake	]
[	Funky Fresh Beats	|	Rage Against the Machine - Wake Up	]

Yeah, so it has been awhile. Time has passed. Things have changed. Fetishes have been learned (Mushroom Stamp!?!?!). Mostly, I've just been too busy to update this shit, but hey, what the fuck?

A couple nights ago, me, Joon, Rusty, Canfield, and Curtis went bowling. I don't know what the fuck has happened to me. I was really good like 6 or 7 years ago, but now I suck. Let's just put it this way, my high of the night was 95. That's pretty decent, but I need to bring that up. Rusty completely dominated all, but curiously, Joon was the only one of us to get a double. Crazy.

Last night was a jazz fest at Mt. SAC. We saw this dude play, we played, and then G took us out for pizza. I was on that like a MLB player on steroids.

No new real news on the ska band. Somehow, someone has something going on every Sunday. Oh well. It gave me time to finish the bass line to the song I wrote and finish up my Calm Like a Bomb ska cover. It's going to be fucked up the butt without Vasoline™. Michael wrote a song about dying in Mexico with a knife in your hand. Ok...

Uh, I guess that's all the really happened of significance lately. I could go back like a few weeks, but I don't feel like it right now. Yeah, I said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

I'm out like a case of the Gout.